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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.