The lips are moving
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
A centipede
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A cow with no lips.
You just put your lips together and whistle
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
The turn signals.
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
