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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.