What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.