What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.