What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.