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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo