How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.