How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

What time is it in New York City?

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