How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston