How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!