How did the blind man know Santa was in...

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?