How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.