How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.