How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

How do introverts feel within society?

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How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents