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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.