How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Darth Jokes More Darth Jokes

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.