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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Darth Jokes More Darth Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...