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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...