How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents