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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.