What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.