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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners