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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.