Who Loves Debates?

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.