Who Loves Debates?

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders