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Who Loves Debates?

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.