Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

A Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.