What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...