What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...