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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile