What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.