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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile