Why is it really hard to convince Egypt...

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Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.