Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...