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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.