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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.