Why is it really hard to convince Egypt...

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.