Why is it really hard to convince Egypt...

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Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.