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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...