Because they all live in de-nile...
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
In the brain tree forests!
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
DaRUDE Sandstorm
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
He was in de-Nile.
