Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...