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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...