Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...