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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!