Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.