Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!