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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.