Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.