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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!