What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.