Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in