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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in