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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.