Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.