Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."