Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.