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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!