Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.