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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.