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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What do old people often do?

Die

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

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I'm really sodie pop.

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When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.