Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?

Konichihuahua

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet?

In bent-toe boxes.

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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They both couldn't vote before 1920

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At a school for higher loining.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.