Because she'd never be able to learn the language
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.
By abusing his names in other languages.
Ian!
Tentickles.
Baristas
His red wings.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
That's all.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
