Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Because it'd Krampus style.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
My toe sis!
Teabrew.
Farsi.
Vote!
Hiyooooo Miyazaki.
He just started fiddling with it.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
Non-habit forming
Clothes-minded.
When it's raining Datsun cogs.