Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

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What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language