Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.