Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language