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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.