What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.