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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.