What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.