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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe