What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

Does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe