Doe Jokes

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.