Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...