Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...