He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Does this smell like chloroform to you
Dough!
Because he kneaded a poo.
Because he was kneaded.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Text-us
He wanted to make some doe!
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
