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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.