Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What does a racist baker exclaim?

White flour!

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.