Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough