Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.