Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.