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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough