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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.