Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.