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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.