What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.