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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.