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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!