What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.