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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.