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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!