Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.