Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!