Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough