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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.