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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough