Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.