Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver