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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.