Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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A LOCOmotive.

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He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

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This is non-cents!

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver