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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Who drives?

The police officer

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.