Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver