Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.