Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.