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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst