Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.