Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons