Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.