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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!