Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback