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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.