Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.