Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.