Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

What do Gingers and Extinct Dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.