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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!