Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.