Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.