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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.