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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.