Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.