Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.