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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

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Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!