Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.