Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.