Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice