Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.