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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What's a terrible plate pun?

Dish one.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.