Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

To keep the swelling down.

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!