Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.