Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)