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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice