Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!