Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.