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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!