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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast