The letter D.
Ape-ril and Bananuary
Febrewery
Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
The letter "D"!