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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!