What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

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How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";