Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
Because he saw the snowblower coming
A snowmobile!
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
A stole.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.