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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.