Happy Brr-day son!
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Another year older!birt
Alligator for her birthday was a card!