Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells of carrots!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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You get a frostbite.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.