Snowman Jokes

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

Why was the snowman smiling?

How do snowmen get around?

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Where does a snowman keep his money?

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

Love

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

How do snowmen travel around?

Birthday State of Mind

Why did the snowman smile?

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Where do snowmen keep their money?

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

What di you call a snowman in May?

Why was the snowman infertile?

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

How do you scare a snowman?

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

What does the snowman call his wife?

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

What kind of money do snowmen use?

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

How does a Snowman get to work?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

How did the snowman get happy?

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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