Snowwoman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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By icicle.

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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A not-yeti.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!