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Snowwoman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman?

Two abominable snowballs

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick