Uncles
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Because his uncles are aunts.
It's an aunt- -him.
All of if its uncles are aunts!
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Because all of his uncles were ants!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
I cry whenever I see them.
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Post.
Post on Sundays.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
I answer back... You mean in bed
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because there's always Whos there!
A boolean cube!
I am not a cook
Because he thought it wood look better!
Because they must build additional pylons.
Because they're both cauldron
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
NASCAR
Coach.
