Uncles
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Because his uncles are aunts.
It's an aunt- -him.
All of if its uncles are aunts!
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Because all of his uncles were ants!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
I cry whenever I see them.
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
Uncle Ben's
The riddle of life!
What has a foot but no legs?
Because they find me more appealing.
Hamsterdam!
In the spaghetto
Everything is cool there already.
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
Tim Daly.
Thinking you are following someone.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
Grant.
Lincoln, because he is in a cent.