Uncles
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Because his uncles are aunts.
It's an aunt- -him.
All of if its uncles are aunts!
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Because all of his uncles were ants!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
I cry whenever I see them.
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Both are a play on words.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Because all the other days are week days.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
He's super clingy.
Def Leppard
Fred and George Weasley.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
Web Design
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Anthrax.
Ten-ants
Antelope!
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
