Uncles
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Because his uncles are aunts.
It's an aunt- -him.
All of if its uncles are aunts!
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Because all of his uncles were ants!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
The riddle of life!
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
Uncle Bens!
Aunt.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
They are both 8........
Tim Tebow
The pan... duh
They were cooked in Greece
Bill Cosby
Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
Nothing
