What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard