What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.