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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What building has the most stories?

A library.

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What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.