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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard