5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
Tooth hurty
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
An ape-ricot sour!
Feel around for the dough nuts
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Logs on to Wikipedia*
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
