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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.