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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.