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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.