What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.