What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry