What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.