A Sandy Hook Survivor
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PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
A Sandy Hook survivor.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
It was rated PG-13.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
The water washes away her tears
Somebody shot her.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
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5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Nothing.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Offensive A sandy hook survivor.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Credit to Hampton Yount)
It was all a myth-take!
A Skywalker
Single.
Nice tooth.
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
Because she had an interest in the principal.
9 months
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Don't be alfredo.
Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
It was just going through one of its phases.
