A Sandy Hook Survivor
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
It was rated PG-13.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Nothing.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Jose and Hose B
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
ARRRR Rated Movies!
Rated movies.
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
Microchips
A bad mood!
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
With an en croissant
Tim Tebow
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
That he only has a 6 inch.
He thought they had delivery service.
