PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
It was rated PG-13.
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Kidneys!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A milk dud
Pasta La Vista, baby!
They are things to adore
My record is 21 years.
He went to Jared.
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
None according to the Russians.
An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
Hot pants.
