Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.