Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.