5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Because 7 ate 9.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
It was rated PG-13.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Greg.
