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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.