How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.