Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!