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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.