How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!