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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.