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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.