Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days