How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.