How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.