How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.