How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.