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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.