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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.