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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.