How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.