They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
A Warehouse.
A Moo - nwalker
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
Because they find him very down to earth.
A moon-tain.
Only one of them made it to the moon.
The moon
Eclipse it.
It lacks gravity.
Eclipse it!
When it's down to it's last quarter.
A lunatic.
It was just going through one of its phases.
It's just going through one of its phases.
The cow jumped over the moon.
No atmosphere
Buzz.....
A luna-tick.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
A lunartick.
Gize.
They barely had any atmosphere.
The cow didn't make it.
They turn out the lights.
Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...
It doesn't need cleaned.
A lunatic! (luna-tick)
The www.erewolf.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Altha'or syzygena
There was no atmosphere
Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.
Because the sun is hott.
Biro light of the moon!
Because it was full.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
The past tense of "moo"!
Because the farmer had cold hands
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Moonbeams.
Apollo 11
There's just no atmosphere
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Candy cow jump over the moon!
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Because it's waxing
A lunartic.
It has four quarters.
It doesn't need cleaning.
Because it's a terrible album.
A Castronaut.
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Brighton-der the light of the moon!
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Because it's a little meteor.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
About 3 inches.
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
Fifty Shades of Black
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
A racket.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
It's not hard...
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
