What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken