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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo