What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!