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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

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What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken