What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!