What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!