What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos