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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...