Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo