Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!