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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.