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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.