Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.