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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken