Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.