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Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony