Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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It's all right!

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Ponyboy Jokes More Ponyboy Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.