Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

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Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.