Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Ponyboy Jokes More Ponyboy Jokes

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.