Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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At night, because two feet are added to it.

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It was stumped.

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With a pair of Caesars.

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He was sent to the udder side

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A Dairy Heir.