A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Udder destruction!
Because they lactose.
Because it's Homo.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
A bilingual chicken
The past tense of "moo"!
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
