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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.