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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.