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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew