What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud