What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!