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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup