What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)