What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."