What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.