Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
It's Al Gore
Because it's stoned.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Naughty by Nature
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Because he's snowed in.
They only had 2 trucks
DINO-MITE!
A tor-tia.
Allah-penos
Penne.
Buck teeth!
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.