Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
It's Al Gore
Because it's stoned.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
The first grade.
Show and smell!
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
A seasoned veteran
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Cause seven eight ten.
I still love vista, baby
It didn't have any pickups
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Nothing, it's a free country.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
