Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
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They were Holo-costly
It's Al Gore
Because it's stoned.
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They only had one pickup
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
A Juand
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
He's been underground for five years now.
Smells like teen spirit.
Smells Like Teen Spirits
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
They know people will blow them.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Go for the juggler
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.