Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore