Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore