Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore