Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.