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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.