1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
They are both 8........
A garbage truck
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
I still love vista, baby
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
They revived to much XP
R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
A widower.
