1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Fire Quackers
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Because 7,10,11!
Til infinity.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
1: GENIUS!
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A good start.
I still love vista, baby
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
They start with Juan
7-Eleven on the dot.
Because 7 ate 9.
Gatesgate.
Because it's stoned.
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
They revived to much XP
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.