1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Because 4 8 16!
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
An elephant with spare parts!el
A trifle!
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
10 books of Snow Whites
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
I still love vista, baby
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
7-Eleven on the dot.
Microsoft.
They use French resistors.
Because it's stoned.
A thousand dogs.
They revived to much XP
R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
A widower.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.