1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They only had 2 cars.
Because they can't count to
Because 8 nined 10.
Dyslexia
They couldn't find a table.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Because its natural log is 1.
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Because windows 7 8 9
That's right. 10.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Your new Note 7 package
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Wind O's
They were trying to keep their German market.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
They revived to much XP
R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.