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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.