Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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Paramedics

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A construction site

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They only had 4 cars.

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.