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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.