Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.