Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.