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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.