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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.