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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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Rich AND famous, apparently

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.