Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.