Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup