Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans